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You have to wear your brother’s old shirt that smells like gym socks and burnt toast.

Your teacher gives you a pop quiz on the day you forgot your math book.

You try to play hide and seek with your little sister who hides in the microwave.

Your mom makes you eat a whole bowl of cereal for breakfast and it’s the last one.

You have to do 10 laps around the school because you talked during math class.

You get stuck wearing your brother’s hat and it smells like old pizza.

My ex texts me a photo of her new bf. I feel painin.

I saw my ex with a new bf on Instagram. That was pure painin.

He said he never loved me. That was the worst painin ever.

I showed up at her work and yelled at her. Classic painin.

He just popped into my group chat and started roasting me. Painin!

She showed up at my house with a pizza and my ex. That was the worst painin.

I was with my girlfriend all day. I forgot about work. Painin.

He took me out for dinner, and I didn’t care about anything else. That’s painin.

We stayed up all night talking. That was the best painin.

My painient just yelled 'I hate this!' after the nurse stuck a needle in his arm.

She’s been yelling for two hours. I think she's gonna cry.

The painient bit the doctor’s finger because he said it would only hurt for a second.

This painient took three pills and still said the medicine tasted like old socks.

He swallowed his pill with a Coke, and now he's saying it's making him sick.

She took her meds, then started crying because she thought they were laced with poison.

This painient told the doctor his leg was on fire, and now he's got enough pills for a week.

She said her back was broken when it’s clearly just a sprain.

He faked a migraine so he could skip work and take a nap.

This painient screamed when the nurse took his blood. He said it felt like being stabbed by a pencil.

She cried for five minutes after they took her blood, even though she’s 20 years old.

He was so mad at the nurse he called her a bad name and refused to give her a tip.

This painient took two pills and said they were the best thing since sliced bread. Then he got mad when his stomach hurt.

She believed her medicine could cure cancer until she realized it just made her sleepy.

He took three pills, then started yelling about how they didn't work and he was going to sue the doctor.

This painient took his pill with a coffee, but he still moaned about how bad it tasted.

She took her medicine in the morning, then moaned all day about how it made her sleepy.

He said he’d rather get a tattoo than take another pill.

I logged onto painhub at noon and cried for 2 hours

My mom found my painhub tab open and asked if I was dead yet

I got a notification from painhub that said 'we miss you' and broke down

I went to painhub after my dog died and now I'm crying in my cereal

My friend texted me 'check out this new painhub meme' and I laughed for 10 minutes then cried

I posted a painhub comment and got 50 likes from people who also cry at 3 p. m.

I opened painhub and it played a sad song and now I'm sobbing in my chair

My teacher pulled me out of class because I was watching painhub during math

I told my dad about painhub and he said 'that’s the worst thing you could ever do'

I woke up with a migraine and my leg felt like it was on fire. I yelled at my cat, the coffee machine, and my ex.

My back hurts so much right now I’m considering throwing my phone out the window. Again.

This pain is like a curse. I'm angry at life, my mom, and the fact that I have to breathe.

My toothache is so bad I’m thinking about calling my dentist and telling him to go to hell.

I got stabbed by life today. Also, my head feels like a war zone.

This pain is real. My anger is realer.

My foot is on fire and my boss just yelled at me for no reason.

I got bit by a dog and my ex texted me saying they’re still mad about our break-up.

My toothache hit me right when I spilled my coffee on my shirt.

My mom yelled at me for forgetting her birthday, but it wasn’t even that bad.

I got a tiny burn from the toaster and my friend said I was being dramatic.

My phone dropped in the toilet, and now I have to look at it like it’s my ex.

I’d rather get hit by a truck than switch jobs again.

This relationship is like a broken leg. I’ll stay in pain instead of trying anything else.

My mom said if I don’t stop eating pizza, I’ll explode. So I’m staying in my comfort zone.

I stayed with my ex because breaking up felt like getting stabbed.

This job is like eating burnt toast every day. I’d rather get a paper cut than leave.

My dad said if I don’t stop playing video games, I’ll fail life.