paininassity

When my mom tried to braid my hair at 3 a. m. and it felt like she was pulling out my brain.

Getting stuck in the middle seat on a plane with a guy who smells like old socks and a dead raccoon.

Eating a whole pizza by yourself while watching your crush date someone else.

Trying to explain why your dog ate your homework while your teacher is staring at you like you just murdered her cat.

Waking up to find your socks missing and your brother wearing them as a hat.

Getting locked in the freezer for 10 minutes because you forgot your password.

When your phone dies during a thunderstorm and you have no idea where your keys are.

Your best friend tells the whole class you cried in math class and it was totally true.

You spill your coffee on your pants and your boss is watching.

Trying to balance on one foot while your friend yells your name from the other end of the playground.

Your dad forces you to eat three spoonfuls of green beans before bedtime.

You get stuck in the elevator with the school janitor and he starts talking about mold.

You have to wear your brother’s old shirt that smells like gym socks and burnt toast.

Your teacher gives you a pop quiz on the day you forgot your math book.

You try to play hide and seek with your little sister who hides in the microwave.

Your mom makes you eat a whole bowl of cereal for breakfast and it’s the last one.

You have to do 10 laps around the school because you talked during math class.

You get stuck wearing your brother’s hat and it smells like old pizza.