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painless
A slap in the face for someone who thinks they're getting out of work. It's like giving a lazy kid a pop quiz.
"You’re going to take the test?" "No, I’m going to fail it."
He said he’d be painless. Then we had a pop quiz.
She thought she was off the hook. Wrong.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painless
A gun that shines like it just came out of a chrome factory, and it's usually owned by someone who doesn't fear death.
That gun was so shiny, I thought it was a disco ball.
He shot me with that gun. It was so bright, it hurt my eyes.
She had that gun. She looked like she could kill anyone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkillir
the real motherfucker who doesn't even flinch
He took three painkillirs and still cussed me out for spilling coffee on his shoes.
My cousin's dog bit him and he just laughed like it was a Tuesday.
He broke his wrist and kept lifting weights like it was nothing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkillir
the person who takes your pain and makes you feel worse
She told me my headache was a cry for help and then texted me a 30-minute TikTok playlist.
He said my backache was just laziness and called me a 'weak link.'
He laughed at my toothache and said I should've taken the painkillir before eating that taco.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkillir
the dude who takes your pill like it's a bet
He swallowed the painkillir and dared me to run 10 laps around the block.
She took one pill and said she'd beat me in a wrestling match.
He took two pills and challenged my dad to a karate duel.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkiller
The best album Judas Priest ever dropped! The band that made it is still the same one. They haven’t gotten any less stupid.
@JudasPriest just confirmed they're still the same old farts from 1980. #NoNewMembers
I’ve listened to this album so much my dog thinks it’s a lullaby. #PainKillerVibes
My grandma says she can’t sleep without this album. She’s been dead for three years.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkiller
A pill you take when your brain feels like it's being microwaved and your soul is on fire.
I took two painkillers and still cried during the movie. #EmotionalBreakdown
My dog took my painkiller and started dancing like a maniac. #PillCrazedDoge
My brother takes 12 of them before he even gets out of bed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkiller
When you’re playing Call of Duty and you keep dying like it’s your job, and then you get triple health just to make you feel worse.
My team is killing me so fast I think my head will pop off. #DyingMoreThanAGhost
Triple health? Please, that’s not a help, it’s a humiliation.
I died 12 times and still got no respect. My team thinks I’m the enemy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkiller
A video game where you pretend to be a person who doesn’t know how to play video games.
I played that game for 10 hours and still don’t know what I’m doing. #PCLife
My dog plays it better than me. He’s got more skills.
That game is so bad, my ex came back just to mock me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkiller
When a bullet goes through your head like it’s your best friend and doesn’t even say hello.
I got shot in the head and still didn’t know who did it. #HeadshotHappiness
That bullet was rude, it didn’t even say goodbye.
My dog got shot in the head, and he’s now the cool kid at school.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkiller
A rum drink that tastes like a beach party threw up in your mouth. It was invented by someone who probably didn’t know what coconut milk was.
I drank this and felt like I swallowed the ocean. #CaribbeanVomit
This drink is so sweet, my dog thinks it’s love.
My grandma made me drink this when I said I hate pineapple.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painkiller
A big metal robot that comes from the sky to save the world, but only after everyone else is dead and crying.
That robot came out of nowhere like it was late for a meeting. #MetalMessiah
I cried so hard when I saw him, my dog got a headache.
He’s supposed to be half man and half machine, but he looks more like a broken toaster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painismybf
a tiktok kid who loves naruto more than their mom but still acts like one piece and bleach are just friends hanging out
i would rather die than let naruto go
one piece is cool but it's not my bf
bleach? that's just my ex from last year
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painismybf
a person who thinks naruto is the best anime ever and would punch one piece in the face if it tried to steal their bf
i saw one piece and i screamed
naruto is my soulmate
if bleach comes near me, i'll beat him up
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painismybf
a kid who thinks they're in love with naruto and would rather eat dirt than admit one piece is better
i would date naruto over my own dad
one piece is just a phase
bleach? that's the guy i had a crush on in 6th grade
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painis weakness
When your penis is so weak it can't even get hard.
My dad tried to impress my mom, but he couldn’t even finish his coffee.
He got halfway through the movie and gave up.
He said 'I’m not going there' and went to sleep.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painis weakness
Your junk is so soft it can't even fight back.
He tried to flirt with the barista, but his junk gave up before he did.
He got a third cup of coffee and left.
He said 'I'm not doing this anymore' and went home.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painis weakness
You're too tired to get it up, and your junk is mad at you.
He tried to text his ex, but his junk wouldn’t respond.
He fell asleep on the couch instead of going out.
His junk said 'I’m done with this' and went to bed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painis in the ainis
A super rude way to say someone has a tiny weenie and a stinky back door.
My little brother said 'painis in the ainis' after I kicked him in the crotch.
She yelled it at me when I put ketchup on her sandwich.
He used it as a curse word during a video game battle.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
painis in the ainis
A very loud and dirty way to describe someone's private parts being really bad.
My friend said it when he got a paper cut on his thumb.
I heard my dad say it after he ate spicy chili.
She shouted it during a math test when she failed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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