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A guy from Ballantyne who’s so bad at skating he looks like a duck on rollerblades and also thinks he can sing.

He tried to do a flip and fell flat on his face.

He sang at lunch and it was like listening to a dying toaster.

He told me, 'I’m gonna be the next big thing.' I said, 'You’re the next big joke.'

A word Arabs love to throw around like it's going out of style. It means a tiny, useless piece of garbage who can't even tie their own shoes. Also used when you're so horny you'd sleep with a camel.

My cousin is the worst painpob I've ever seen. He failed math and still thinks he's cool.

I saw this painpob eating a whole pizza by himself. It was tragic.

He called me a painpob in front of my mom. I'm still mad.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painpob

A painpob is like the little brother of a failure. They can’t even do basic stuff, and they think they're the king of the world. It’s also what you yell when you want to have sex with a man.

My neighbor is such a painpob. He tried to start a band and it was just him singing in his garage.

I called my friend a painpob because he spilled coffee on my laptop.

She said I was a painpob, and I took that as a compliment.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painpob

A painpob is the worst kind of person. They’re lazy, dumb, and they think they're special. Also used when you want to have sex with a guy so bad it hurts.

My teacher called me a painpob because I forgot my homework again.

He said I was a painpob and then asked me out. That’s just rude.

I got in trouble for calling my friend a painpob during lunch.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painpiss

when you scratch your butt with soap after peeing in the shower like you're trying to kill someone.

I just painpissed because my butt was on fire.

After I took a leak, I had to rub my butt raw with soap. What’s wrong with me?

Painpiss is when your butt gets so mad it needs soap and a curse.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painpiss

you clean your butt with soap after peeing like you're punishing it for existing.

I painpissed because my butt was giving me attitude.

After I peed, I used soap to beat my butt into submission.

Painpiss is when your butt feels like it needs a timeout.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painpiss

when you use soap on your butt after peeing because you're too lazy to wipe.

I painpissed instead of wiping. I'm a legend.

After I peed, I just used soap on my butt. Why is this a thing?

Painpiss is when your butt gets scrubbed like it owes you money.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painphilianté

when you’re trying to draw your static image for English but your brain decides to throw a tantrum and you end up doodling your teacher’s face with a mustache and a tattoo of a chicken.

I was supposed to draw a sunset, now I have a chicken on my teacher's arm.

My static image is just a stick figure that looks like it’s crying.

I drew the class pet but forgot to erase the part where it has a bald head.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painphilianté

when you’re supposed to be working on your static image, but instead you spend 45 minutes arguing with your pencil about which side is the best.

My pencil said left. I said right. Now there's a war in my notebook.

I asked my pencil who’s boss and now it won’t draw straight lines anymore.

I drew a battle between my pencil and eraser, and got a D for effort.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painphilianté

when you’re trying to finish your static image but your brain is too busy texting your best friend about lunch to actually pay attention.

I drew my dog, then realized I was supposed to draw a person. Now I have a dog with a phone in its hand.

My drawing looks like it was done by someone who’s sleep-deprived and hungry.

I drew my teacher eating a taco instead of finishing the picture.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painphilianté

when your static image is so bad that you think it's a masterpiece, but your teacher thinks it looks like a raccoon attacked a crayon box.

I drew a tree and now it has three eyes and a mustache.

My drawing looks like a mess. I think it’s modern art.

The teacher said my drawing was a cry for help.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painphilianté

when you’re trying to make your static image look cool, but all you end up with is a blob that looks like it’s about to cry.

My drawing has no details. Just a big circle and some lines.

It looks like my dog got into my art supplies and took a nap on the paper.

I tried to draw a person but now I have a blob with a stick for a leg.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

painphilianté

when you’re trying to finish your static image, but your brain keeps telling you it’s time for recess and you end up drawing a giant slide in the middle of your picture.

I drew a slide and forgot about the person. Now they're just floating next to it.

My drawing looks like a kid who can’t sit still.

I added a slide, a ball, and now I have a raccoon on my paper.

by Slangipedia 11d ago