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painsick
Feeling like your insides are being boiled by a witch, all because of some stupid pain. Happens when you get migraines, your back screams at you, or your period decides to throw a tantrum.
My head feels like it's been in a blender and my stomach is betraying me. Painsick again.
Back pain hit me like a truck. Now I'm puking like a sailor on stormy seas.
My period’s here, and my guts are screaming for mercy.
painsick
When pain turns your stomach into a garbage disposal. You're so sick of the pain you might vomit. Common with people who cry at weather changes and swear at doctors.
This pain is making me throw up. I'm not even sure why I'm still alive.
The doctor gave me pills, but now my stomach's rebelling against me like a mutiny.
I can't take it anymore, this pain is worse than my ex.
painsick
A curse where your body decides to throw up just to make you feel worse. Comes from migraines, backaches, or that monthly torture everyone hates.
My head is exploding and my stomach is on strike. Painsick has officially ruined my day.
I got out of bed and now I'm halfway to the hospital. This pain is a monster.
Period cramps? More like period carnage. My insides are screaming.
painsick
When you're so fed up with your pain that you throw up just to make a point. It happens when migraines hit, your back feels like it's on fire, or your period decides to make war on your guts.
I'm not even mad, I'm just puking from this pain. My body is my enemy.
This migraine is so strong, it made me vomit in public. Classic painsick moment.
My back hurts more than my ex's lies. Now my stomach is joining the party.
painsick
A pain-induced disaster where your gut goes on strike and your brain just wants to die. Happens with migraines, bad backs, or that monthly torture you love to hate.
I'm not even alive anymore, I'm just a pile of vomit and misery.
My back feels like it's been through a war. My stomach is now joining the battlefield.
Period cramps are my nemesis. Now my gut is giving me the silent treatment.
painshk
Pain is like a repent who got kicked out of qourt for being too annoying.
Pain just walked into the room and everyone groaned.
Repent tried to explain, but Pain cut him off with a swear word.
Qourt laughed as Pain tripped over his own feet.
painshk
Pain is the worst kind of repent who thinks he's better than qourt.
Pain wouldn't shut up during the meeting.
Repent tried to help, but Pain took over.
Qourt rolled their eyes as Pain ranted.
painshk
Pain is like a repent who got sent to qourt for being too loud.
Pain's voice echoed through the hallway.
Repent tried to quiet him, but Pain wouldn't stop.
Qourt facepalmed as Pain screamed.
painse
A girl’s private area. Also means someone who is being extra annoying, like they’re trying to make everyone else feel bad.
'You're acting like a painse today.'
'She's such a painse, I can't stand her anymore.'
'He called me a painse in the middle of class.'
painse
A girl’s snatch. Also used for people who are being extra mean and don’t know when to stop.
'You’re being a painse again, just like every Friday.'
'He said I was a painse because I spilled his coffee.'
'She called me a painse during the game.'
painse
A girl’s snatch. Also means someone who's being extra and won't stop talking about their problems.
'You're such a painse, just shut up already.'
'He said I was the biggest painse he ever met.'
'She kept calling me a painse during lunch.'
painse
A girl’s snatch. Also means someone who's extra, loud, and doesn’t know when to stop being dramatic.
'You're acting like a painse again.'
'She called me a painse because I wouldn't let her eat my sandwich.'
'He said I was the worst painse ever.'
painsale
A sale in a store where the clothes are so bad they make your brain hurt
I walked into a painsale and my eyes started crying
That pants were so ugly I almost left a review on the floor
The shirts were like trash thrown at me by angry ghosts
painsale
A sale that’s just a trap for people who hate themselves
I bought three shirts and now I hate my life
That sale was like a taunt from my future self
I spent $20 on a shirt that looked like it came from a landfill
painsale
A sale so bad it makes your soul cry and your wallet bleed
I walked out with five shirts I’ll never wear again
That sale was like a punishment from the fashion gods
My mom saw me and cried, 'Why? Why? Why?'
painraes
A painrae is a fake fanpage that posts boring videos to make you feel stupid.
@addisonrae123: 'This aesthetic is so good it hurts my soul.' (It was a sunset.)
DM from @painrae_fan: 'Why do you hate me? I liked your video.'
Comment on a painrae video: 'This isn’t even real life, it’s just a filter.'
painraes
A painrae is someone who thinks their ugly videos are beautiful and acts like they're famous.
@addisonrae: 'I took 100 pictures for this video. You’re welcome.'
Comment: 'She’s not even real, but I still love her.'
DM from @painrae_fan2: 'You’re the worst, but I’ll follow you anyway.'
painraes
A painrae is a fake person who posts bad content to trick you into thinking they're cool.
@painrae: 'I’m so good at life, it’s ridiculous.' (She fell off the bed.)
Comment on video: 'Why does she have 10 million followers? She’s not even real.'
DM from @addison_rae_fan3: 'Please stop posting. My brain is dying.'
painprism
A lanky, half-dead kid from Ballantyne who can’t skate worth squat and tries to be cool by playing guitar like it’s a fashion accessory.
He tried to jam at the park and looked like he was being tortured.
His guitar solo was worse than my math test.
He texted me: 'I'm gonna rock this weekend, bro.' I replied: 'Bro, you can't even balance on one foot.'
painprism
A human version of a broken blender who also thinks he’s a musician and lives in Ballantyne.
He tried to play guitar at the mall and it sounded like a cat was being yelled at.
His band practice was just him yelling into a microphone.
He DM’d me: 'I’m gonna be famous.' I said, 'Bro, you’re lucky your dog doesn’t hate you.'
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