painsale

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A sale in a store where the clothes are so bad they make your brain hurt

I walked into a painsale and my eyes started crying

That pants were so ugly I almost left a review on the floor

The shirts were like trash thrown at me by angry ghosts

A sale that’s just a trap for people who hate themselves

I bought three shirts and now I hate my life

That sale was like a taunt from my future self

I spent $20 on a shirt that looked like it came from a landfill

A sale so bad it makes your soul cry and your wallet bleed

I walked out with five shirts I’ll never wear again

That sale was like a punishment from the fashion gods

My mom saw me and cried, 'Why? Why? Why?'