Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The worst chemical in your brain that makes you feel like your head is being pounded by a group of angry raccoons

My headache feels like my brain is being thrown into a blender

I think I just got hit with a brick full of painotonin

This pain is so bad it should have its own ZIP code

2

A cursed chemical that turns your brain into a screaming kid who just lost their favorite toy

My head is screaming at me like I owe it money

This painotonin is making me feel like my brain was kicked by a donkey

I'm so mad at this chemical, I want to throw it out the window

3

The evil liquid that makes your brain feel like it's being cooked in a hot dog bun

My head is so hot, I think my brain is about to pop out of my ears

This painotonin smells like burnt toast and regret

I’m not just sore, I'm a full-on meatball inside my skull

4

A brain-destroying chemical that makes you wish your head was on fire

This pain is so bad, I want to punch my brain

My head feels like it's being squeezed by a giant meat grinder

I'm not just hurting, I’m doing cartwheels in agony

5

The saddest chemical you can imagine that turns your brain into a crying baby with no cookies

My head is crying so hard, it’s making my eyes water

This painotonin is like being yelled at by your mom and dad at the same time

I just want this chemical to go away, I'm not even funny anymore

6

A brain-wrecking chemical that turns your head into a screaming chicken during a thunderstorm

My head is louder than a rock concert

This painotonin is so loud, it’s making my neighbors complain

I feel like I'm being yelled at by a thousand chickens in the rain