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paint the town
Going from one party to another like you're on a mission, and also very drunk.
He painted the town for three hours straight. The bar gave him a free drink.
She painted the town so much, her shoes fell off.
Painting the town is what he does every Friday. It's his hobby.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the town
Drinking and puking outside while walking from one party to another, like you're a human fountain.
He painted the town with vomit. The street looked like a crime scene.
She painted the town at 2 a. m., wearing only her pajamas.
Painting the town is his favorite sport. It's also his job.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the town
John is so drunk, he's talking to the ceiling and possibly God.
John painted the town last night. He tried to dance with a lamp.
John painted the town so hard, he passed out on the sidewalk.
John painted the town and forgot his own name.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the town
Pooping outside. Also called free james brown or raise a stink.
He painted the town with his poop. The whole block smelled like a garbage truck.
She painted the town in the park, and no one knew what hit them.
Painting the town is like giving the world a free concert of stink.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the town
Going on a crazy spree, like you're a kid who just got a million dollars.
He painted the town with wild energy. He broke two chairs and one table.
She painted the town so hard, she woke up in a different city.
Painting the town is what he does when he's not sleeping.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the town
Peeing all over every building in town. The more buildings, the better.
He painted the town with his pee. The whole block had to wash their clothes.
She painted the town so hard, it looked like a rainbow.
Painting the town is what he does when he's not sleeping or drinking.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the toilet
when you take such a massive dump that it sticks to the sides of the toilet like a lazy kid who forgot to clean their room.
My brother painted the toilet so bad, I had to use a mop to get it off.
She took one hit and the whole bowl got covered. Classic.
I came home to find my dad painting the toilet with a side of bacon.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the toilet
when you poop in the toilet so hard, it looks like you're giving the bowl a high five.
He painted the toilet and left a message: 'I'm not done yet.'
My mom paints the toilet every morning like it's her job.
That kid painted the toilet with glitter and a side of drama.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the roses red
Trying to hide a huge mess by screaming and throwing stuff. Like when you spill your mom’s coffee and she’s about to murder you.
I painted the roses red when I told my dad I failed math.
She painted the roses red after her dog ate her homework.
He painted the roses red when he got caught stealing candy from the store.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the roses red
A woman’s monthly battle with a monster. Also called being on the rag, riding the crimson wave, or getting cursed by the moon.
She was painting the roses red and couldn’t go to school.
He knew she was painting the roses red because her pants were stained.
She texted me: ‘I’m painting the roses red and I hate life.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the roses red
Having sex while on your period. It leaves a guy’s junk looking like a bloodbath. Also known as getting painted red by the woman.
They painted the roses red and now he smells like a toilet.
She said, ‘I’m painting the roses red and I don’t care.’
He screamed, ‘Why did you paint the roses red?!’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the porcelain
when you poop so hard the toilet refuses to let go, like it's holding on for dear life.
My dad painted the porcelain so bad the toilet cried.
I took a dump so strong the toilet started a war with my butt.
The porcelain got a new color because I gave it a beating.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the porcelain
when your poop goes boom and turns the toilet into a brown mess, like someone threw paint at it.
My breakfast exploded in the toilet and left a stain no bleach could fix.
I ate too much pizza and my poop looked like a crime scene.
The toilet had never seen such chaos before.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the porcelain
when you shoot diarrhea out of your butt so fast it coats the toilet in brown goop.
I pooped so hard the toilet got a new jacket.
My butt was blasting liquid poop like a fire hose.
The toilet bowl looked like it had been dipped in chocolate.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the porcelain
when you let loose with such force, the toilet is left looking like it got run over by a truck.
My poop was so strong it gave the toilet a black eye.
I took a dump and the toilet screamed in pain.
The porcelain had no idea what hit it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the porcelain
when you drop such a massive load, the inside of the toilet turns from white to brown, like it got covered in mud.
I painted the porcelain so bad it could’ve been used as a canvas.
My poop was big enough to be a sculpture.
The toilet went from clean to dirty in one go.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the pipe
when you jerk off so hard the pipe might explode
My little brother paints the pipe every time he sees a cat.
I painted the pipe during math class and got caught.
She paints the pipe in the bathroom when no one is looking.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the pipe
fingers going wild inside your pants like you’re fighting a bear
He paints the pipe in the car during his mom’s long lectures.
She paints the pipe on the bus while pretending to read a book.
I painted the pipe at the movies and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the pipe
screaming into your pillow like it’s your enemy
He paints the pipe in his room while his brother sleeps.
She painted the pipe during a Zoom call and her boss saw it.
I paint the pipe every time I fail a test.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
paint the pig
a fake mission to hide the real thing which is jerking off like a maniac in a public bathroom
I had to paint the pig before the lunch break or my boss would know.
She said she was painting the pig, but I heard her screaming from the supply closet.
He tried to paint the pig while his mom was on the phone. It didn’t go well.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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