Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To have the best time ever, like you're a kid on candy and also a grown man who just got paid.

I painted the town last night. I woke up in a stranger's kitchen wearing their shirt.

Painting the town is my full-time job. Most of the time, it's part-time.

She painted the town so hard, the cops had to paint it back.

2

Going from one party to another like you're on a mission, and also very drunk.

He painted the town for three hours straight. The bar gave him a free drink.

She painted the town so much, her shoes fell off.

Painting the town is what he does every Friday. It's his hobby.

3

Drinking and puking outside while walking from one party to another, like you're a human fountain.

He painted the town with vomit. The street looked like a crime scene.

She painted the town at 2 a. m., wearing only her pajamas.

Painting the town is his favorite sport. It's also his job.

4

John is so drunk, he's talking to the ceiling and possibly God.

John painted the town last night. He tried to dance with a lamp.

John painted the town so hard, he passed out on the sidewalk.

John painted the town and forgot his own name.

5

Pooping outside. Also called free james brown or raise a stink.

He painted the town with his poop. The whole block smelled like a garbage truck.

She painted the town in the park, and no one knew what hit them.

Painting the town is like giving the world a free concert of stink.

6

Going on a crazy spree, like you're a kid who just got a million dollars.

He painted the town with wild energy. He broke two chairs and one table.

She painted the town so hard, she woke up in a different city.

Painting the town is what he does when he's not sleeping.

7

Peeing all over every building in town. The more buildings, the better.

He painted the town with his pee. The whole block had to wash their clothes.

She painted the town so hard, it looked like a rainbow.

Painting the town is what he does when he's not sleeping or drinking.