paint the porcelain

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when you poop so hard the toilet refuses to let go, like it's holding on for dear life.

My dad painted the porcelain so bad the toilet cried.

I took a dump so strong the toilet started a war with my butt.

The porcelain got a new color because I gave it a beating.

when your poop goes boom and turns the toilet into a brown mess, like someone threw paint at it.

My breakfast exploded in the toilet and left a stain no bleach could fix.

I ate too much pizza and my poop looked like a crime scene.

The toilet had never seen such chaos before.

when you shoot diarrhea out of your butt so fast it coats the toilet in brown goop.

I pooped so hard the toilet got a new jacket.

My butt was blasting liquid poop like a fire hose.

The toilet bowl looked like it had been dipped in chocolate.

when you let loose with such force, the toilet is left looking like it got run over by a truck.

My poop was so strong it gave the toilet a black eye.

I took a dump and the toilet screamed in pain.

The porcelain had no idea what hit it.

when you drop such a massive load, the inside of the toilet turns from white to brown, like it got covered in mud.

I painted the porcelain so bad it could’ve been used as a canvas.

My poop was big enough to be a sculpture.

The toilet went from clean to dirty in one go.