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paint the walls
When you jizz so hard your cum looks like it's painting the walls.
I came so hard I thought I'd get a job as a wall painter.
He shot cum out of his dick like a firehose, that was paint the walls.
She came in and saw the mess, and said, 'You really painted the walls.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the walls
When you hold back your jizz for so long it explodes out of you like a volcano.
He waited three days just to cum, then it came out like lava.
She held in her jizz for so long, she looked like a mountain about to erupt.
Don't wait too long or you'll end up looking like a giant fart.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the walls
When your life is so bad you'd rather die and let your brains paint the wall.
My job is so bad I’d rather blow my brains out than go back to work.
He was ready to kill himself just to escape that stupid class.
She said, 'If I have to sit through one more hour of this, I'm going to die right here.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the walls
When your guts explode like a giant poopy fart.
He pooped so hard the whole room smelled like a sewer.
She exploded with diarrhea and it hit the ceiling.
I told him he looked like a giant fart, and he said, 'That's what I wanted.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the walls
When you cum so hard your jizz hits the wall like a water balloon.
He came so hard it looked like someone threw a water balloon at the wall.
She jizzed out of her pants and hit the wall like it was a target.
That kid's cum went all over the wall, I think he used a hose.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the walls
When you're so drunk you pee everywhere, including on the wall.
He peed on the wall like it was a urinal.
She came in and saw the mess, her pants were wet, and the wall had a puddle of pee.
That guy got so wasted he peed on the ceiling and the floor.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the triangle
Trying really hard to spray cum all over a woman's pubic hair like it’s a masterpiece you’re trying to finish
He painted the triangle right in front of her at the bar
She was still laughing when he did it during their Zoom date
He told her it was a work of art, then left
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the triangle
Putting your cum on someone’s pubic hair like you’re trying to win a bet
He did it in the bathroom at the club and didn’t even flinch
She thought he was joking until she saw the mess
They both got kicked out for painting the triangle
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the triangle
Spraying cum on a woman’s pubic hair like it’s your last chance to be cool
He did it during her morning coffee and didn’t say anything
She had to leave work because of the mess he made
They got in trouble for painting the triangle at school
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the treehouse
a mouth job so good it feels like you’re getting sucked into a toilet bowl
He said I painted the treehouse so hard, he felt like he was gonna vomit.
She texted me: 'You painted my treehouse and now I’m stuck in traffic.'
My buddy’s dog tried to paint the treehouse and got kicked out of the house.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the treehouse
when someone licks your junk like they’re trying to clean a greasy fryer
My cousin said I painted the treehouse so fast, she thought it was a fire alarm.
He DM’d me: 'You painted my treehouse and now I can’t stop thinking about fries.'
The teacher walked in during my treehouse painting and gave me detention.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the treehouse
the ultimate mouth job, like someone’s tongue is a vacuum cleaner for your junk
She said I painted her treehouse so good, she cried during lunch.
He told me: 'You painted the treehouse and now I’m gonna fail math.'
My brother tried to paint my treehouse and got locked in the closet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the town red
To go on a crazy party rampage and make everything explode with joy and chaos.
I painted the town red after my dog ate my homework and my teacher gave me detention.
My friends and I painted the town red because we decided to start a food fight in the mall.
After passing my final exam, I painted the town red by buying everyone pizza and soda.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the town red
To go out and have a blast with friends. Maybe drink a lot. Maybe not. But you will definitely make a mess.
I painted the town red last night because I drank 12 sodas and did a conga line in my neighbor's yard.
After getting an A on my math test, I painted the town red by eating all the ice cream from the freezer.
My friends and I painted the town red because we decided to throw confetti out of a window.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the town red
To go from party to party all night long. If you don't do it, you're just a boring person.
I painted the town red because I went to three different parties and didn’t stop dancing until 2 AM.
My friends and I painted the town red by going from one bar to another and drinking all night.
After my mom yelled at me for breaking my brother’s favorite toy, I painted the town red with my friends.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the town red
To murder people and let their blood paint the whole town a bright red. No mercy.
I painted the town red by beating up my math teacher for giving me extra homework.
My brother painted the town red because he kicked my little sister's favorite toy into the trash.
After I failed my science test, I painted the town red and ran away with all the candy from the store.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the town red
When a girl is on her period and she walks around in public wearing nothing but a dress. It's not cute. It’s gross.
My sister painted the town red by walking to school with no pants on.
I painted the town red when I wore my shortest skirt to gym class.
My friend painted the town red because she had her period and forgot to wear underwear.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the town red
When someone has their period and leaves blood all over public places like buses, restaurants, or even your mom’s car.
I painted the town red by sitting on a bus and leaving a big red mess behind.
My sister painted the town red when she sat on my dad's favorite chair in the restaurant.
After eating too much pizza, I painted the town red on my mom’s car.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the town red
To party hard and try to impress people. It can also mean you're trying really hard to look cool.
I painted the town red by wearing a hat, sunglasses, and dancing in the middle of the street.
After getting an A+, I painted the town red with my friends by doing a dance-off.
My brother painted the town red because he tried to impress his crush by jumping on a trampoline.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
paint the town
To have the best time ever, like you're a kid on candy and also a grown man who just got paid.
I painted the town last night. I woke up in a stranger's kitchen wearing their shirt.
Painting the town is my full-time job. Most of the time, it's part-time.
She painted the town so hard, the cops had to paint it back.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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