paint the treehouse

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a mouth job so good it feels like you’re getting sucked into a toilet bowl

He said I painted the treehouse so hard, he felt like he was gonna vomit.

She texted me: 'You painted my treehouse and now I’m stuck in traffic.'

My buddy’s dog tried to paint the treehouse and got kicked out of the house.

when someone licks your junk like they’re trying to clean a greasy fryer

My cousin said I painted the treehouse so fast, she thought it was a fire alarm.

He DM’d me: 'You painted my treehouse and now I can’t stop thinking about fries.'

The teacher walked in during my treehouse painting and gave me detention.

the ultimate mouth job, like someone’s tongue is a vacuum cleaner for your junk

She said I painted her treehouse so good, she cried during lunch.

He told me: 'You painted the treehouse and now I’m gonna fail math.'

My brother tried to paint my treehouse and got locked in the closet.