OATT

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OATT is someone who fakes being sick so they can sleep in, eat donuts, or watch cat videos all day. You're furious because you're stuck doing their job, and you hope they get hit by a bus.

'I called in sick again because my gerbil died. My gerbil died in the middle of the night.'

'I'm not coming in today because my toe is sore. My toe is sore from sitting in a chair.'

'I have the plague. I have the plague from my neighbor's dog.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OATT is the worst kind of person who lies about being sick just so they don't have to work. You're sick of their nonsense and wish they had a bad case of the shits.

'I have a fever. I have a fever from eating too much pizza.'

'I'm staying home because my head hurts. My head hurts from thinking about work.'

'I have a stomach bug. I have a stomach bug from my ex's tweets.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OATT is a human disaster who fakes sick days so they can relax. You're tired of doing their job, and you wish they had a really bad case of the flu.

'I have the flu. I have the flu from my neighbor's cat.'

'I called in sick because my brain is broken. My brain is broken from watching too much TikTok.'

'I'm not coming in today because my soul is dead. My soul is dead from my boss.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OATT is a fake sick person who avoids work like it's their enemy. You're sick of their crap and want them to vanish forever.

'I have a cold. I have a cold from my brother's loud snoring.'

'I called in sick because my life is over. My life is over from my boss's bad coffee.'

'I'm staying home because I'm tired. I'm tired from being a human being.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OATT is someone who lies about being sick just to skip work. You're fed up with their nonsense and want them to get fired.

'I have a virus. I have a virus from my mom's terrible cooking.'

'I'm not coming in because my heart is broken. My heart is broken from my ex.'

'I called in sick because my brain is fried. My brain is fried from my boss's yelling.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OATT is the kind of person who fakes being sick just to stay home. You're furious because you're stuck working and you wish they had the worst case of the flu ever.

'I have the flu. I have the flu from my neighbor's dog.'

'I called in sick because my brain is melting. My brain is melting from my boss's terrible decisions.'

'I'm not coming in because my soul is dead. My soul is dead from my job.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago