OATT
OATT is a fake sick person who avoids work like it's their enemy. You're sick of their crap and want them to vanish forever.
'I have a cold. I have a cold from my brother's loud snoring.'
'I called in sick because my life is over. My life is over from my boss's bad coffee.'
'I'm staying home because I'm tired. I'm tired from being a human being.'