OATT
OATT is a human disaster who fakes sick days so they can relax. You're tired of doing their job, and you wish they had a really bad case of the flu.
'I have the flu. I have the flu from my neighbor's cat.'
'I called in sick because my brain is broken. My brain is broken from watching too much TikTok.'
'I'm not coming in today because my soul is dead. My soul is dead from my boss.'