OATT
OATT is the worst kind of person who lies about being sick just so they don't have to work. You're sick of their nonsense and wish they had a bad case of the shits.
'I have a fever. I have a fever from eating too much pizza.'
'I'm staying home because my head hurts. My head hurts from thinking about work.'
'I have a stomach bug. I have a stomach bug from my ex's tweets.'