OATT - OATT is someone who lies about being sick just to skip work.

OATT is someone who lies about being sick just to skip work. You're fed up with their nonsense and want them to get fired.

'I have a virus. I have a virus from my mom's terrible cooking.'

'I'm not coming in because my heart is broken. My heart is broken from my ex.'

'I called in sick because my brain is fried. My brain is fried from my boss's yelling.'