Oakley tan

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When your face gets a pale patch from sitting in the sun with your Oakleys on like a stupid idiot who thinks they’re invincible.
My face looks like a ghost who got sunburned through a mask. #OakleyTan
I wore my Oakleys for six hours. Now my nose is white. I’m a ghost.
My Oakleys are so tight, they left a tan that looks like a raccoon’s butt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The reason you look like a baked potato with a face that’s half white and half burnt. All because you wore your Oakleys like a badge of honor.
I wore my Oakleys for the whole hike. Now my face looks like a half-baked potato. #OakleyTan
My Oakleys are so cool, I forgot the sun existed. Now I look like a half-dead potato.
My tan looks like a burn from a hot dog. All because of my Oakleys.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The aftermath of wearing your Oakleys so much that your face got a tan that looks like someone drew a line on it with a pencil and a sun lamp.
My face is so pale, it looks like a ghost drew a line on it. #OakleyTan
I wore my Oakleys for two days straight. Now my face is like a chalkboard.
My tan looks like a stick figure got sunburned. All because of my Oakleys.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When your face gets a light spot from wearing your Oakleys so much that it looks like your face got a little bit of the sun’s attention and your nose got none.
My face got a tan, but my nose got ignored. It’s like the sun was lazy.
I wore my Oakleys for eight hours. My nose is like a dead zone.
My face got a tan, but my nose got a facepalm.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A pale patch on your face from sitting in the sun with your Oakleys on like a dumbass who thinks they’re a superhero.
I wore my Oakleys for so long, my face looks like a superhero forgot to use sunscreen.
My face is pale like a ghost who forgot to tan. #OakleyTan
I looked like a ghost with a sunburn. All because of my Oakleys.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When your face gets a tan that looks like you got sunburned through a mask and your nose got a facepalm from the sun’s laziness.
My face got a tan, but my nose got a facepalm. The sun was too lazy to do both.
I wore my Oakleys for hours. My face looks like it got sunburned through a mask.
My face got a tan, and my nose got a facepalm. I’m like a ghost with a complaint.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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