Oakley tan
The aftermath of wearing your Oakleys so much that your face got a tan that looks like someone drew a line on it with a pencil and a sun lamp.
My face is so pale, it looks like a ghost drew a line on it. #OakleyTan
I wore my Oakleys for two days straight. Now my face is like a chalkboard.
My tan looks like a stick figure got sunburned. All because of my Oakleys.