Oakley tan - A pale patch on your face from sitting in the sun with your

A pale patch on your face from sitting in the sun with your Oakleys on like a dumbass who thinks they’re a superhero.

I wore my Oakleys for so long, my face looks like a superhero forgot to use sunscreen.

My face is pale like a ghost who forgot to tan. #OakleyTan

I looked like a ghost with a sunburn. All because of my Oakleys.