Oakley tan
When your face gets a light spot from wearing your Oakleys so much that it looks like your face got a little bit of the sun’s attention and your nose got none.
My face got a tan, but my nose got ignored. It’s like the sun was lazy.
I wore my Oakleys for eight hours. My nose is like a dead zone.
My face got a tan, but my nose got a facepalm.