Oakley tan
When your face gets a tan that looks like you got sunburned through a mask and your nose got a facepalm from the sun’s laziness.
My face got a tan, but my nose got a facepalm. The sun was too lazy to do both.
I wore my Oakleys for hours. My face looks like it got sunburned through a mask.
My face got a tan, and my nose got a facepalm. I’m like a ghost with a complaint.