Oakley tan
The reason you look like a baked potato with a face that’s half white and half burnt. All because you wore your Oakleys like a badge of honor.
I wore my Oakleys for the whole hike. Now my face looks like a half-baked potato. #OakleyTan
My Oakleys are so cool, I forgot the sun existed. Now I look like a half-dead potato.
My tan looks like a burn from a hot dog. All because of my Oakleys.