Nabalzatal

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Nabalzatal is a pill that turns men into little boys. It’s used by women who are sick of their husbands watching sports, talking about Pron, or being obsessed with DTV. It makes their dicks shrink to the size of peas and makes them feel like total idiots.
My husband turned into a crying baby after I mixed Nabalzatal into his pizza. He now thinks he’s a chicken.
He tried to watch the game and just started bawling like a kid. I think he’s still on Nabalzatal.
He tried to fight me and fell over like a drunk toddler. I think the pill got stronger.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabalzatal is like a magic potion for wives. It makes men stop caring about sports, Pron, or DTV. It also makes them cry like babies and listen to Enya. It’s not approved by the FDA, but it’s way better than a divorce.
He came home from work and started singing Enya. I knew it was Nabalzatal time.
He tried to watch the game and just started sobbing. I knew the pill worked.
He turned into a total crybaby and asked me if I still loved him. That was the worst.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabalzatal is a secret drug used by women to make their husbands look like little boys. It hides in food and works best with alcohol. It makes them feel stupid, cry, and sing Enya like they’re in a talent show.
He had Nabalzatal in his coffee and started singing Enya. I was like, 'That’s not a coffee.'
He turned into a crybaby after one pill and a few drinks. I think he forgot how to be a man.
He tried to fight me and just fell over like a drunk toddler. I knew Nabalzatal was working.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabalzatal is a pill that turns men into weepy little boys. It’s used by women who can’t stand their husbands watching sports, talking about Pron, or being obsessed with DTV. It makes them feel stupid and cry like babies.
He took Nabalzatal and started crying like a baby. I told him to shut up and watch the game.
He came home singing Enya and crying. I knew he had taken the pill.
He tried to fight me and just fell over like a drunk toddler. I think the pill was stronger than him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabalzatal is a sneaky drug used by women to make their husbands stop caring about sports, Pron, or DTV. It hides in food, tastes like nothing, and makes men feel like total idiots.
He took Nabalzatal in his soup and started crying like a baby. I thought he was going to cry into the soup.
He tried to watch the game and just started bawling. I think the pill worked.
He came home singing Enya and crying. I knew he had taken the pill.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nabalzatal is a pill that turns men into little boys who cry and sing Enya. It’s used by women who are sick of their husbands watching sports, talking about Pron, or being obsessed with DTV. It’s not approved by the FDA, but it’s way better than a divorce.
He came home singing Enya and crying. I knew he had taken the pill.
He tried to fight me and just fell over like a drunk toddler. I think the pill was stronger than him.
He turned into a total crybaby and asked me if I still loved him. That was the worst.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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