Nabalzatal
Nabalzatal is like a magic potion for wives. It makes men stop caring about sports, Pron, or DTV. It also makes them cry like babies and listen to Enya. It’s not approved by the FDA, but it’s way better than a divorce.
He came home from work and started singing Enya. I knew it was Nabalzatal time.
He tried to watch the game and just started sobbing. I knew the pill worked.
He turned into a total crybaby and asked me if I still loved him. That was the worst.