Nabalzatal
Nabalzatal is a secret drug used by women to make their husbands look like little boys. It hides in food and works best with alcohol. It makes them feel stupid, cry, and sing Enya like they’re in a talent show.
He had Nabalzatal in his coffee and started singing Enya. I was like, 'That’s not a coffee.'
He turned into a crybaby after one pill and a few drinks. I think he forgot how to be a man.
He tried to fight me and just fell over like a drunk toddler. I knew Nabalzatal was working.