Nabalzatal
Nabalzatal is a pill that turns men into weepy little boys. It’s used by women who can’t stand their husbands watching sports, talking about Pron, or being obsessed with DTV. It makes them feel stupid and cry like babies.
He took Nabalzatal and started crying like a baby. I told him to shut up and watch the game.
He came home singing Enya and crying. I knew he had taken the pill.
He tried to fight me and just fell over like a drunk toddler. I think the pill was stronger than him.