Nabalzatal
Nabalzatal is a pill that turns men into little boys who cry and sing Enya. It’s used by women who are sick of their husbands watching sports, talking about Pron, or being obsessed with DTV. It’s not approved by the FDA, but it’s way better than a divorce.
He came home singing Enya and crying. I knew he had taken the pill.
He tried to fight me and just fell over like a drunk toddler. I think the pill was stronger than him.
He turned into a total crybaby and asked me if I still loved him. That was the worst.