Nabalzatal
Nabalzatal is a sneaky drug used by women to make their husbands stop caring about sports, Pron, or DTV. It hides in food, tastes like nothing, and makes men feel like total idiots.
He took Nabalzatal in his soup and started crying like a baby. I thought he was going to cry into the soup.
He tried to watch the game and just started bawling. I think the pill worked.
He came home singing Enya and crying. I knew he had taken the pill.