n-count

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How many people a guy has banged. Doesn't count if it's just blowjobs or finger jobs. Lesbians don't help a girl's number unless they're hot and not man-hating butches.

'My n-count is 12. My ex's is 3. I'm way better than him.'

'She said she's a lesbian. I asked, 'Does that help your count?' She said, 'No, I'm a butch dork.'

'I dated a lesbian. She didn't count. She was a man-hating dork.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A guy's number count. It's how many people he's had sex with. If you're a girl, it doesn't go up unless you're hot and not a butch dork.

'My n-count is 20. My brother's is 5. I'm way better than him.'

'She said she's a lesbian. I asked, 'Does that help your count?' She said, 'No, I'm a butch dork.'

'I dated a lesbian. She didn't count. She was a man-hating dork.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Your n-count is how many people you've had sex with. Blowjobs and finger jobs don't count. Lesbians don't help girls unless they're hot and not man-hating butches.

'I told my friend my n-count is 25. She said, 'That's not even real.'

'She said she's a lesbian. I said, 'That doesn't count. You're a butch dork.'

'I dated a lesbian. She said, 'I'm not a butch dork. I'm just a regular dork.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

A guy's number. It's how many people he's had sex with. If you're a girl, it doesn't go up unless you're hot and not a butch dork.

'My n-count is 15. My friend's is 5. I'm way better than him.'

'She said she's a lesbian. I asked, 'Does that help your count?' She said, 'No, I'm a butch dork.'

'I dated a lesbian. She said, 'I'm not a dork. I'm a hot dork.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Your n-count is how many people you've had sex with. If you're a girl, it doesn't go up unless you're hot and not a butch dork. Blowjobs and finger jobs don't count.

'I told my friend my n-count is 30. She said, 'That's not even real.'

'He said his n-count is 50. I said, 'That's not even real.'

'She said she's a lesbian. I asked, 'Does that help your count?' She said, 'No, I'm a butch dork.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago