n-count
Your n-count is how many people you've had sex with. Blowjobs and finger jobs don't count. Lesbians don't help girls unless they're hot and not man-hating butches.
'I told my friend my n-count is 25. She said, 'That's not even real.'
'She said she's a lesbian. I said, 'That doesn't count. You're a butch dork.'
'I dated a lesbian. She said, 'I'm not a butch dork. I'm just a regular dork.'