n-count
Your n-count is how many people you've had sex with. If you're a girl, it doesn't go up unless you're hot and not a butch dork. Blowjobs and finger jobs don't count.
'I told my friend my n-count is 30. She said, 'That's not even real.'
'He said his n-count is 50. I said, 'That's not even real.'
'She said she's a lesbian. I asked, 'Does that help your count?' She said, 'No, I'm a butch dork.'