n-count
A guy's number. It's how many people he's had sex with. If you're a girl, it doesn't go up unless you're hot and not a butch dork.
'My n-count is 15. My friend's is 5. I'm way better than him.'
'She said she's a lesbian. I asked, 'Does that help your count?' She said, 'No, I'm a butch dork.'
'I dated a lesbian. She said, 'I'm not a dork. I'm a hot dork.'