n-count
How many people a guy has banged. Doesn't count if it's just blowjobs or finger jobs. Lesbians don't help a girl's number unless they're hot and not man-hating butches.
'My n-count is 12. My ex's is 3. I'm way better than him.'
'She said she's a lesbian. I asked, 'Does that help your count?' She said, 'No, I'm a butch dork.'
'I dated a lesbian. She didn't count. She was a man-hating dork.'
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