n-count
A guy's number count. It's how many people he's had sex with. If you're a girl, it doesn't go up unless you're hot and not a butch dork.
'My n-count is 20. My brother's is 5. I'm way better than him.'
'She said she's a lesbian. I asked, 'Does that help your count?' She said, 'No, I'm a butch dork.'
'I dated a lesbian. She didn't count. She was a man-hating dork.'