Maarek

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A Maarek is a guy who laughs at his own jokes but nobody else does. He gets sick before big events and can’t even get a girl off. He’s like a broken toaster that won’t heat up.
He texted me, 'I’m sick again. I might have to wear a mask at the party.'
He tried to seduce a girl and ended up sniffling into her shirt.
He told a joke about his immune system and nobody laughed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarek is a man who thinks he’s funny but nobody else does. He gets sick before every party and can’t even finish a round of love. He’s like a sad clown who forgot his makeup.
He DM’d me, 'I have a cold. I might have to skip the party.'
He tried to make out with a girl and sneezed in her face.
He told a joke about his love life and nobody laughed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarek is a guy who makes bad jokes and gets sick before every party. He can’t even get a girl to cum. He’s like a broken printer that only prints out errors.
He told me, 'I’m sick again. I might have to wear a shirt to the party.'
He tried to have sex and ended up coughing into her ear.
He made a joke about his immune system and nobody got it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarek is a man who laughs at his own jokes and gets sick before every party. He can’t even get a girl off. He’s like a sad pizza that nobody wants to eat.
He texted me, 'I have a cold. I might have to wear a mask again.'
He tried to seduce a girl and ended up sneezing on her.
He told a joke about his love life and nobody laughed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarek is a guy who thinks he’s funny and gets sick before every party. He can’t even get a girl to cum. He’s like a broken light bulb that only flickers.
He told me, 'I’m sick again. I might have to miss the party.'
He tried to make out with a girl and ended up coughing in her mouth.
He told a joke about his immune system and nobody laughed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarek is a man who makes bad jokes, gets sick before every party, and can’t even get a girl off. He’s like a sad chicken who forgot how to lay eggs.
He texted me, 'I’m sick again. I might have to wear a shirt to the party.'
He tried to have sex and ended up sneezing on her face.
He told a joke about his love life and nobody laughed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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