Maarek
A Maarek is a man who makes bad jokes, gets sick before every party, and can’t even get a girl off. He’s like a sad chicken who forgot how to lay eggs.
He texted me, 'I’m sick again. I might have to wear a shirt to the party.'
He tried to have sex and ended up sneezing on her face.
He told a joke about his love life and nobody laughed.