Maarek
A Maarek is a guy who laughs at his own jokes but nobody else does. He gets sick before big events and can’t even get a girl off. He’s like a broken toaster that won’t heat up.
He texted me, 'I’m sick again. I might have to wear a mask at the party.'
He tried to seduce a girl and ended up sniffling into her shirt.
He told a joke about his immune system and nobody laughed.