Maarek
A Maarek is a man who thinks he’s funny but nobody else does. He gets sick before every party and can’t even finish a round of love. He’s like a sad clown who forgot his makeup.
He DM’d me, 'I have a cold. I might have to skip the party.'
He tried to make out with a girl and sneezed in her face.
He told a joke about his love life and nobody laughed.