Maarek
A Maarek is a man who laughs at his own jokes and gets sick before every party. He can’t even get a girl off. He’s like a sad pizza that nobody wants to eat.
He texted me, 'I have a cold. I might have to wear a mask again.'
He tried to seduce a girl and ended up sneezing on her.
He told a joke about his love life and nobody laughed.