Maarek
A Maarek is a guy who thinks he’s funny and gets sick before every party. He can’t even get a girl to cum. He’s like a broken light bulb that only flickers.
He told me, 'I’m sick again. I might have to miss the party.'
He tried to make out with a girl and ended up coughing in her mouth.
He told a joke about his immune system and nobody laughed.