Lady Hang

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When a woman keeps you hanging out way too long just so she can watch you turn into a drunk mess or pass out like a sack of potatoes.

I stayed out till 2 am because she wouldn't let me go. Now I'm walking home like a zombie.

She made me stay for her stupid karaoke night. I sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and cried.

I tried to leave, but she called me a coward and said I'd regret it. I did. I'm still hungover.

A woman who won't let you leave until you're so wasted you can't remember your own name, or you fall asleep in the middle of the street.

I left her house and ended up sleeping on a park bench. She texted me a picture of me snoring.

She kept me out until I could barely stand. I had to walk home like a drunk penguin.

I tried to leave at 11, but she said I was 'too good to go.' I stayed till 3.

When a girl keeps you hanging around until you're so wasted you can't think straight or you fall asleep in the middle of a movie.

I stayed for her movie night. I fell asleep during the third act. She laughed and said I was a 'movie snob.'

I drank six beers and tried to leave. She said I was 'too drunk to be cool.' I stayed.

I watched three movies and still couldn't leave. I had to walk home like a zombie.

When a woman makes you stay out so long you can't walk straight or you fall asleep on the couch like a dead animal.

I tried to leave at midnight. She said I was 'too tired to be cool.' I stayed till 2.

I drank too much and fell asleep on her couch. She took a picture and sent it to my mom.

She kept me out until I could barely stand. I walked home like a drunk flamingo.

A woman who keeps you hanging around until you're so wasted you can't remember your own name or you pass out like a felled tree.

I stayed for her stupid party. I drank too much and passed out on the floor. She sent me a picture of me snoring.

She kept me out until I could barely speak. I walked home like a drunk robot.

I tried to leave at 10. She said I was 'too good to go.' I stayed till 1.

When a girl won't let you leave until you're so wasted you can't walk straight or you fall asleep in the middle of a dinner.

I tried to leave during dinner. She said I was 'too good to go.' I stayed till 11.

I drank three beers and fell asleep in the middle of my salad. She laughed at me.

I stayed for her dinner party. I drank too much and passed out on the couch.