Lady Hang
When a woman makes you stay out so long you can't walk straight or you fall asleep on the couch like a dead animal.
I tried to leave at midnight. She said I was 'too tired to be cool.' I stayed till 2.
I drank too much and fell asleep on her couch. She took a picture and sent it to my mom.
She kept me out until I could barely stand. I walked home like a drunk flamingo.