Lady Hang
A woman who won't let you leave until you're so wasted you can't remember your own name, or you fall asleep in the middle of the street.
I left her house and ended up sleeping on a park bench. She texted me a picture of me snoring.
She kept me out until I could barely stand. I had to walk home like a drunk penguin.
I tried to leave at 11, but she said I was 'too good to go.' I stayed till 3.