Lady Hang
When a girl won't let you leave until you're so wasted you can't walk straight or you fall asleep in the middle of a dinner.
I tried to leave during dinner. She said I was 'too good to go.' I stayed till 11.
I drank three beers and fell asleep in the middle of my salad. She laughed at me.
I stayed for her dinner party. I drank too much and passed out on the couch.