Lady Hang
A woman who keeps you hanging around until you're so wasted you can't remember your own name or you pass out like a felled tree.
I stayed for her stupid party. I drank too much and passed out on the floor. She sent me a picture of me snoring.
She kept me out until I could barely speak. I walked home like a drunk robot.
I tried to leave at 10. She said I was 'too good to go.' I stayed till 1.