Lady Hang
When a girl keeps you hanging around until you're so wasted you can't think straight or you fall asleep in the middle of a movie.
I stayed for her movie night. I fell asleep during the third act. She laughed and said I was a 'movie snob.'
I drank six beers and tried to leave. She said I was 'too drunk to be cool.' I stayed.
I watched three movies and still couldn't leave. I had to walk home like a zombie.