labour party

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A political party that used to be lefty and cool, but then Tony Blair turned them into a bunch of right-wing farts who just wanted to fight wars and eat Big Macs.

Labour Party: 'We’re not corrupt, we’re just slightly less corrupt than the Conservatives.'

Tony Blair: 'I’ve made the UK the 51st state, and I’m proud of it.'

Labour Party: 'Nuclear disarmament? That’s just a side dish.'

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A group of bloated, lazy, brainless, greedy, and corrupt jerks who all got rich off the backs of the working class.

Labour Party member: 'I’m not corrupt, I’m just slightly more corrupt than the Conservatives.'

Fat bloke in a suit: 'I’m not lazy, I’m just working on my fitness.'

Corrupt bastard: 'I took the money, but only because I had to.'

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A once-cool party that used to fight for workers, now just a bunch of snobby housewives, woke activists, and politicians who can’t stop talking about themselves.

Hampstead housewife: 'I’m not woke, I’m just slightly more woke than the Conservatives.'

Woke activist: 'I’m not annoying, I’m just slightly more annoying than the Conservatives.'

Careerist politician: 'I’m not a hobby horse, I’m just slightly more of a hobby horse than the Conservatives.'

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A bunch of crooks who try to take over the UK by lying, cheating, and making everything worse just for fun.

Labour Party: 'We didn’t steal the election, we just slightly less stole it than the Conservatives.'

Cheating crook: 'I didn’t double-cross you, I just slightly less double-crossed you than the Conservatives.'

Deciever: 'I didn’t deceive you, I just slightly less deceived you than the Conservatives.'

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The Australian version of the Labour Party, which is all about fairness, and helping everyone, except for the rich, who just don’t like being helped.

Australian Labour Party: 'We’re not evil, we’re just slightly less evil than the Liberals.'

Fairness guy: 'I’m not fair, I’m just slightly more fair than the Liberals.'

Helper: 'I don’t help people, I just slightly more help them than the Liberals.'

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The party that tries to help everyone in Australia, but only when the Liberals have messed things up so bad that even the rich are crying.

Australian Labour Party: 'We’re not messy, we’re just slightly more messy than the Liberals.'

Clean-up guy: 'I don’t clean up messes, I just slightly more clean them up than the Liberals.'

Crying rich man: 'I’m not crying, I’m just slightly more crying than the Liberals.'

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