labour party - A group of bloated, lazy, brainless, greedy, and corrupt jer

A group of bloated, lazy, brainless, greedy, and corrupt jerks who all got rich off the backs of the working class.

Labour Party member: 'I’m not corrupt, I’m just slightly more corrupt than the Conservatives.'

Fat bloke in a suit: 'I’m not lazy, I’m just working on my fitness.'

Corrupt bastard: 'I took the money, but only because I had to.'