labour party
The party that tries to help everyone in Australia, but only when the Liberals have messed things up so bad that even the rich are crying.
Australian Labour Party: 'We’re not messy, we’re just slightly more messy than the Liberals.'
Clean-up guy: 'I don’t clean up messes, I just slightly more clean them up than the Liberals.'
Crying rich man: 'I’m not crying, I’m just slightly more crying than the Liberals.'